No Way - NOT ME!!

On this Glorious Monday afternoon, I am going to write a post about all of things I did NOT do this weekend.This is such a grand idea from MckMama. Stop by her blog for a visit,( Just click on the button above),) or join me on Mondays with your own "Not Me Monday" post! This past week truly was a grand week of interesting events.We didn't spent a wonderful day in the Hospital with our 6 month old. Not waiting for 3 Grand hours to be seen!Thankfully she is alright, and we are all back to our normal days!But here we go... Friday night brought Family night here in the McCarthy household, and we made our weekly round of 4 pizzas to feed the clan!4 liters of Soda ( as we call it here) were brought home to make the night special.I did not dump the remainder of the Soda after everyone had their fill. Why, would I rid this home of such poison? Not me, I would not do this wasteful thing.Nor did I just secretly throw away 15 chocolate chip cookies that were made yesterday, because I did not know that everyone here has had enough. Where DO these rumors start?Everyone knows I would never throw away ANY thing in this home with sugar in it if I see it laying out. Nope. But, on a NOT so wasteful note, I was not surprised AGAIN at my daughter as I walked into the kitchen and found her cutting onions and holding her fingertips in her eyes,, RUBBING them, and saying that it does NOT hurt her eyes at all to chop onions for mommy! Ugh! And, NO way, did I only ask for the house to be cleaned and for a bag of bird seed for Mothers Day. I did NOT even entertain the idea of asking them all to leave for Mother's Day, and letting me clean allll alone the entire day. What mother would even think to do such a thing? NOT me. NOR did I pack three of my own reading books to my own Children's Piano Recital. ( Which is scheduled every year on Mothers Day). It is NOT like I haven't heard these songs from the four that take piano a Million times this year. NO mom would even think to read during a recital.You would be proud of me,, those books DID sit in my bag the entire time. This post is NOT too long - I don't think so. For, I did not think to add that when I took my Special mom to Mothers Day Lunch on Saturday, I WASN'T seen driving my sons old truck, for my husband needed the big van. And while driving this ancient, standard-shifting truck, my mom and I did NOT Die laughing when I turned the corner and the tires squealed so loud you could here me in Kansas.. ( did you hear me Lynnette?)... NOR did we die of embarrassment when I slipped the clutch and accidentally leaned on the horn getting out of the beast! This did NOT draw any attention to us at all!I better NOT write any more - you are getting a much better picture of who I really am. And we all know that we DON'T want too much of a good thing! NOT!