Not Me Monday- Real Life Denial

Another day in my life, where I am living in denial of the hilarious and wacky side of my life.
This blog idea is hosted by MckMama, the mother of miracle boy, Stellan! Read his story here...
Join me today, as I share/confess the idiosyncrasies of One September Day.

This week was not the week of exhaustion for me. While fighting the flu/migraines I did not make three meals for other families, and host a few busy events at my home.

I did not fill 6 garbage bags of who-knows-what as I cleaned out our pantry. I was not seen trying to make a ping-pong table fit into the back of my van, nor did I go to the grocery store and get home to find that I had forgotten half of the things on my list. Which was IN my hand!

Gave my children cookies for breakfast on a running behind morning? Nope.
Rolled down my window, and talked to a deer standing by my mailbox? NO!!
Watched my son escape from our van as it caught on fire/exploded? Couldn't be!

I did not almost step on a dead mouse on the pantry floor.
I did not get competitive while playing Candy Land with my children.
I would never, ever chew two packs of gum in one week.
Nope, NOT ME - Never!

Monday- A NEW week- Here we come!